
It’s January 1978 – It Sez So On The Cassette – You’re Ancient – You Haven’t Recognized You In Years.
Even now you cringe. 47 years later, remembering how you foisted yourself on a girl who told everybody you were a jerk still turns your stomach lining pale. They have a name for you now – they didn’t have a name for you in 1978 aside from Creepy. You weren’t








